Just released, the Forbes list of highest earning celebrities under 30: and the winner is – Lady Gaga at $80 million collected between June 2012 and June 2013. Not far behind, in fifth place, was Rihanna. To celebrate, Lady Gaga did a full nude layout for “V” magazine: her spread-eagle shot is undeniably gross and crassly pornographic; not to be undone, Rihanna greeted her fans topless in a see-though shirt: why isn’t this woman arrested for indecent exposure? No one can deny anymore that these women are not “stars,” but merely porn stars. Parents: if you allow your children to own anything by these persons: go ahead and let them have porn too.
Note: to complete this unholy trifecta, Selena Gomez wore devil horns to celebrate her 21stbirthday: Does she know Halloween isn’t for moths? It’s a strange sort-of Freudian costume-slip; a homage to the master of Hollywood.