Although, I haven’t supported any products from the Heinz corporation since learning that the vicious John Kerry is associated, by marriage, with the company, still, an Australian advertisement for their soups left even me disgusted: a group of supposedly married, or coupled, WASP-y looking men and women eating dinner, with a large bowl of keys at the center of the table, as they gaze longingly at each other. A bizarre homage to wife-swapping.